• Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen

(Source: madness-of-depression)

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

cinematicwasteland:

German Lobby Cards for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Fight Club!!!!!!!

Fight Club!!!!!!!

(Source: howcuriousisbicurious)

(Source: feedthesofa)

c0bainisg0d:

This is divert relevant right now

c0bainisg0d:

This is divert relevant right now

(Source: cyberfake)

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

gladi8rs:

that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

gladi8rs:

that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

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(Source: muffintop-less)

calypsoslocket:

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calypsoslocket:

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Hi, my name J. I'm twenty-one years old, and wish that I was ten again. I miss not having bills all the time. Plus, things were a lot easier back then. Well, here's my blog, and, well, a part of my soul. Go ahead, take a gander at my secrets, my flaws, all the things that make up me, and if my little pieces of insanity seem fun, then feel free to come back when ever you want. I hope you have a good day :)